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TOP TEN REJECTED METHODS OF EXECUTION IN NEW YORK STATE
10. Lethal injection of street vendor hot dog water
9. Karate kick to the throat by Mayor Giuliani
8. Out-of-work Don Mattingly pounds you into hamburger with a Louisville
Slugger
7. Blind date with some dude named Von Bulow
6. Being forced to watch Letterman do lame "warning labels" piece
5. Giant catapult that flings you to New Jersey
4. The exploding taxi
3. They give you your own prime-time show on CBS
2. Act as own executioner (Colin Ferguson only)
1. Lap dance from Al Sharpton
Letterman, Wednesday, March 8, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995